Lawn Thrashing

Since the begininng of time, harmless practical jokes and vandalism have amused adolescents. Since then they have transformed and meshed together to create such chaotic ideas like lawn thrashing.

Lawn thrashing is the art of vandalising a lawn with a car, for the sake of a practical joke. The whole idea of driving your car or truck through someone's lawn is priceless. The joy, fear and adrenaline rush going through one's head of a thrashing will last forever. There are many techniques and procedures to become a professional lawnthrasher.....

1. Must have a 90s station wagon (manuel transmission only). the color must be lame, either purple or green does the trick. The make or model does not matter, although a saturn does the best.

2. A drunk, enebriated driver and passengers is a MUST. To make the matter more fun, put a fat ass drunk friend in the back. You must lodge him in the most uncomfortable position (after eating a full sheetz sub) to create a fantastic screech when the fun comes about. You may hear blubber smacking against the sides of the trunk.

3. Know your route! pick out the lawns of arch rivals and the biggest prick in the neighborhood. also, make sure the driveway has trashcans filled at the end of the driveway. Therefore when you are done you can exit with style, splashing rubbish all over there driveway and lawn.

4. Maneuvers. As you drive on to the lawn turn left or right and pull up the E brake and spin the car around doing "donuts". this will cause the grass to tear up and dirt will fly all over their windows. Keep driving and braking in their lawn and at last you crash into the trash cans. that finished off the job like a domer after a mikes hard lemonade.

The laughter after an event like this is unbearable. Just make sure you stay focused on NOT getting pulled over. Only do one lawn every hour. Have fun

PS- if you hear a thumping sound after leaving the scene, its not a flat tire. Its just a trash can lid stuck in the wheel.